1. DO YOU SNORE? Oh Boy. Yea. I think I do. But I sleep like a rock too. so I'll never know.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I want to be both. But I don't think that i'm either. I'm a thinker. I think.. lol

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? erm.. I don't like Heights too much. But i mostly fear helplessness and uncertainty. The worst thing that could ever happen would be for my life to be futile. That is what I fear most.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? You have no idea. I made airplanes, ships. And when I was in high school I made robots and stuff out of em'.. Yea.. a lil.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"? It's real enough for me to get hurt. It's fake enough for me to wonder if there's more. It sucks.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? not really.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Hell yea. I wish I was that cute still.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Well. Um.. I dunno. I've been single a lot. and it blows. So. No. Prolly not.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Standard black. Mostly faded... I think a more appropriate question would be "What kind of food is stuck in your keyboard?" yea.. it's oreos.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Lol.. All the time. Today was "fortunate one.:" I also do movie trailers to myself in the shower and come up with cool things and funny bits. And story lines.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No. See the Fears thingy above.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I Think I might have some precognition... It's kinda creepy. Also. I'm wonderful at procrastinating and being sarcastic.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? A rocky cliffside in maine. Sunset. I'm in a hoody. The wind is strong. The sea foam is clamoring up the crags.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Who cares?.

15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yeap.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? Yea. It's a mind trip. I loved it. I love mind trip movies. Go see Adaptation.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Does anyone?

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Too many. Life is all preperation and no result. lets just get to the center already.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? This is pointless.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? yea. I have.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Do Amish people use the internet?

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Manual. I have no Idea why.

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I don't own a hunting stand. But If I did It would be out in the garage next to the shotgun. Oh wait. That's not the question. oh well.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Umm.. I don't know. But I hope so. And I hope that I get married once. And stay married till I die.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? lol. Yea. It's mad scientist writing. Incoherent. Babbling. Crazy... I love it.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Nothing. I think . Possibly bad romance movies. Yea.. that sounds about right.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Tonight. I told my little sister mary it when I did goodnight rounds. I gave her a back scratch too. Mark was reading a star wars book. I'm worried he will turn out like me. oh well. .. I told Krista that I less than three'd her after that. But does that count?

28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE? He's still releasing records.. Isn't he? oh well.. the point is that no one cares.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Do I get invited to weddings would be a better question.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I don't. Eggs smell gross and make me gag. they should be banninated. But If I do eat eggs, it's on something that resembles a ham egg and cheese sandwich. THat's alright I guess.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Does Bigfoot Exist? I dunno. All I have a shakey black and white photos of blondes... .. Maybe that's because they can never take photos correctly.. oh well. The point is that no one knows..

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? It ends up being a sock baby jesus to the sock people.. and I have come.. TO TAKE IT!.. lol.. now go google "sockbaby"

33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 12:36.. but I always mesure time this late at night in hours till I have to wake up.. so.. right now is about 8:30 by that standard.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? um. Pantsfacer. J Matt. Buttface. I used to be called Smacks in middle school.

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Umm.. Yea. Where they make all the stuff is absolutely gross and hideous. However. The burgers taste alright.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Um. Do Vans count? because I drove home from work around 9 tonight.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? See the Blonde Question.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Yes. I do. But not by anone else than someone with whom I am romantically involved. Sorry mom.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No. Do you ever turn out the lights and stand in the middle of the room and let it invade your soul. Turning you into the darkness as well? Do you hear the darkness? Do you taste it on your breath as you leap from rooftop to rooftop?

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Laughter. Ice cream. Writing. Improv.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy baby.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? mmhmm

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? sorry. but.. no.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Thrice.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? For some. I chose not to because I don't need to. Some people are programmed for it. .. I am programmed for it... My mother's side has about 4 recovering alcoholics and Substance abusers... My cousin has had 4 kids. She's 23 and unmarried... I don't need any help falling into the way my genes are programmed. I'll stick with my other vices. thank you very much.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Very heavy.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? My eyes are blue snowflakes in a white wind. .. bitches.

49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? .. pretty loud. But not as bad as my dad or kyle.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? It's okay. Definately better than how it was. Getting better all teh time. .. .. I enjoy living. That's a big thing to say.

51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? The Rock Has the Eybrow power. But Stone cold has the redneck Agenda on his had. .. I say that only a presidential debate can decide this.. A PRESEDENTIAL DEBATE IN THE CAGE!!!!!

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I don't know. I have these weird "precognitions" like.. IT's like deja vu. only when It happens I can tell certain small things that happen in the immediate seconds afterword.

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? Once. But I recently bought it to read it again... I didn't really "get" it the first time.. maybe I'll get it this time around.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Not really. I dabbled in guitar and trombone for a while. But i'm really bad.

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Not money. But yea. I've taken mp3s and vcds. That's teh same as stealing. But they steal from you by over charging and inflating the prices on them rediculously. Screw you mister the man.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? It's florida. Where's the snow?

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Yea. It's alright. Anything for more than a week though gets tiresome.

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? In extreme situations. yes.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? No. I do believe in the imagination though.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? Nah. Kyle J is. silly.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? .. whew. um.. yea. It happens. But I also believe that when you promise to spend the rest of your life with someone you shouldn't promise that lightly. Divorce is in my opinion, one of the most horrific things you can do to a child and to a relationship. My parents have been married for more than 20 years. And I respect them for it. I hope I can make it as Far as they have.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Not really. But I can do the robot.

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Yes. Tons. But that's how M@ learns. Silly.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Not a bit.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? MMM.. OREOS!

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? lol. um.. Not regularly. But If I must. Then I must.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yes. It's great with the right person.

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? APPLIANCE DIRECT.. look.. real por sa lin

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? blech. nope. not for matts. I used to. But all the music and headsets and eyes watching you made me sick. The whole thing is a clone shop. Screw them.

70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Relient K - More than Useless

71. FAVORITE CD AT THE MOMENT? Relient K - mmhmm

72. FAVORITE TV SHOW AT THE MOMENT? lol. umm. Jesus Christ Super Cop. channel102

73. EVER CURSE AT YOUR PARENTS? yes. I got kicked out of the house for it in 10th grade. But it's become an ingrained part of my vocab of late. .. oops.

74. WORST PUNISHMENT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU? umm. dunno. I got grounded and spanked a lot as a kid. They made my sister hit me with a rake when I was like.. 8.

75. BIGGEST TURN ON? - well kids. lets go through the list. the Kadunkadunk in the trunkadunk is big for me. She has to laugh with me, and sometimes at me. Eyes. Hair (less is best, but too little is chemo)

76. BIGGEST TURN OFF? - hrm. Bad breath. Most defiantely. and someone who is stuck up gets me mad really quickly. Someone who is false and puts on fronts.

77. DREAM CAR? - Chevy Belair 1957, The convertable Shark car from Fear and Loathing.

78. FAVORITE OLD NICKILODEAN SHOW?- Double Dare... I had a double dare birthday once. I was 6. My dad came into my 3rd grade class and pie'd me in the face. .. He's the best sometimes.

79. DO YOU ANSWER BLOCKED/RESTRICTED CALLS? I don't get those.

80. LAST CONCERT? Oh man. It's been a while. The Relient K and Anberlin one.

81. LAST KISS? Saying goodbye on saturday to the Killer. I only wish I didn't have to go... lol.

82. LAST SONG HEARD? Right now. .. "The only livin boy in new york" song from garden state. It's pretty.

83. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ONLINE? Umm.. can't remember.. Joy.. or Krista. .. one of those.

84. LAST PERSON YOU FOUGHT? Krista. Lol.. and My parents.

85. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? BATMAN BEGINS.!!!!!

86. LAST PLACE YOU EVER WANT TO GO? Hell.

87. LAST THING YOU SAID? Dunno.

88. LAST TIME TAKEN ANY DRUG? I took some tylenol a little bit earlier tonight.. does that count?

89. LAST TIME GOTTEN DRUNK? not really drunk ever. .. but there was this one rum and coke that I had that made me talk funny.. Yea.. that was fun.

90. WHO DO YOU LOVE RIGHT NOW? Your mom... I mean, Im not telling

91. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? Kyle J Britt. .. Krista Caffrey is Up there pretty high. So Is Joy Shivley. Then Probably David. Then Jenny. Yea. And that is in order I think.

92. WHO DO YOU HATE RIGHT NOW? Myself... but only sometimes.

93. WHO DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Oh man. This question is more appropriate than you think. I have been doing battle with myself as To wether or not I should be waiting for marrage like I've commited to do. .. .. I've decided about yesterday That I should continue to wait. And that It's better to wait. And that I'm even glad that I'm waiting. .. . If anyone. .. my wife. .. I think she's out there somewhere right now. yea. lol.. Wow.. This really isn't anything that you want to know.. is it.. alright.. if you've read this this far.. then I apologize.. other wise..

Your Mom



94. WHO DO YOU WANT TO KILL? I don't. Death is not my responsibility or my burden. I would rather have the power to give life than take it. .. .. If anyone. I'd like to give life back to this lady named Karen. She's a friend of ours from church Who Is dying in the hospital right now from a Brain tumor. .. Her two kids have been practically living here for the past week.. .. I fucking hate brain tumors. .. If anything.. I'd want to kill Brain tumors forever. .. thats what.

95. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET? Oh man. Um. Not being who I was in middle school. Being who I was and not what I wanted to be in high school. Not going after Becca. Not trying to get into shape sooner.

96. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING NOW? sleeping

97. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? A lifechanging screenwriter. And then I want to own a really cool theme restaurant. And then I want to make a theme park. And then i just want to be a missionary.

98. WHAT TIME IS IT? 1:07

99. WHATS ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? How Krista is doing.

100. WHAT IS LOVE TO YOU?
Love Suffers . Love Makes you hurt. Makes you grow. It is kind. It does not envy. It isn't rude. It isn't self serving. Love rejoices in truth and growth. Love endures. Love tries again and again and again till it gets it right. Love is greater than faith or hope, but gives and nurtures both. .. Love hurts, love heals, Love makes you blind but shows you the way you must take. Love is a hand scrawled note, a long hug, a frantic hug that seems like a deathgrip. Love is there for you. Love is in your corner. Love is a call at 4 in the morning.

That's love.

It's 1 in the morning.. I'm going to bed.
-M@

H'okay. here are the results.

Jenny Thurston
1. I will write something about you.
Where do I start? You've been with me the longest of all my friends. You know more about me sometimes than I know about myself. You help me in any tough spot and you're probably right now sittin in some cafe in Venezuela reading this. I miss our talks on the internet terribly, and have continued writing because of you. When I fall down, you pick me up and dust me off and tell me to "keep going, silly!"
2. I will then tell what song and movie remind me of you.
of the top of my head. "The breakfast club" the geeky girl who turns out to be cool. yea. you don't really know it. but you're cool. You just wont admit it. I don't really have a song for you though. Sorry.
3. If I were to wrestle with you in a vat of jello, the flavor would be....
Salsa, Because I can.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
NOBODY EXPECTS GAY PORN!
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
Sitting in 7th grade Gatch's class. You had glasses and one of those terrible plastic jackets on. i had one of those terrible plastic jackets on. It was a jacket to jacket experience.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
The tortose. Slow. Steady. Keeps going like the energizer bunny. Wise.
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
Who will get to marry you. I hope it's someone who can take lots of Liberal banter and book discourse. I can't wait to meet the man. I'll shake his hand and thank him.

Kyle J Britt.

1. I will write something about you.
Kyle! If I could be friends with anyone at UCF it'd be you. You are the best thing to happen in my life since sliced bread. You're crazy like me and I love you like a brother. A very strange redheaded crazy brother. I hope you either become a famous movie maker or decide to go into seminary after College. You'd be great at both, even though you wont consider the second. I wish I could have as much faith as you, or even some of that optimism.
2. I will then tell what song and movie remind me of you.
Oddly enough. Young Einstein. It's this great 80's movie with a guy with crazy red hair in the lead. The best scene is where he creates beer and rocks out on his homemade relitivity-tar. For song. I'd pick "For the moments I feel faint" By Relient K, our favorite band.
3. If I were to wrestle with you in a vat of jello, the flavor would be....
Gay flavored. Because whatever flavor it started out as, it would end up Gay flavored.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
I love it when we toss around our balls and come up with ideas. Reciprocate. We have more. I know it. but i just cant come up with them ATM.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
I was talking to you online. I was wondering if you were serious or really sarcastic. The second one is the best . I'm helping you and your dad move you into college, and I drop your monitor and computer. On the elevator i'm thinking, well great, his dad's seriously gonna beat me up.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
A seal. Swims, enthousiastic. Leathery sometimes. Fins, Eaten by Killer whales, wait, i'm getting too far into this metaphor.
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
If you think that i really think you're gay. Because I don't. I just want to let you know that. And if you want me i'll be in the brothel room number 10

Drew Agan
1. I will write something about you.
Drew, Drew B Do. I really like hangin with you and Alexis. You've converted me from a staunch conservative to a more liberal conservative. I wish I could understand how you and Alexis have been together for so long. It's almost mind boggling. Can I come to the wedding? please? You remind me that there are more filmmakers out there than good films. And that we need to be the good filmmakers. You make me think that i'm not the only one driving a van out there.
2. I will then tell what song and movie remind me of you.
Office space. you could have totally played the lead in that movie. oh man. It'd be awesome. As for song? None really. I havn't listened to much music with you. But, if any, some avenue Q songs. We ALWAYS end up singing them.
3. If I were to wrestle with you in a vat of jello, the flavor would be....
Tap water flavor.. because It freaks you out when I drink from teh tap.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
Weak sauce. LOL., I still don't use that word with anyone else.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
Guy with long hair, and girlfriend, oh.. okay. I need a haircut too. Sitting and eating lunch at kennedy. $7 burgers and the start of college. Oh, you do films too? really? i'm gonna hang out with you.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
A shaggy dog with their hair in their eyes all the time. Seriously, cut that shit off
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
How you and alexis can live with your differences in religion. seriously. doesn't that bother you guys? I know it would bug the hell out of me.

Joy Shively
1. I will write something about you.
JOY! I think that if you could pick me to be friends with then you should have some serious problems.. but you don't. and that's ironic. and ironic is funny. Speaking of funny, how's that motivational screenplay you're writing. I hope it's going well. I miss our little sits and talks. I miss going places and having to sardine it with you and david in the back seat. Or having you ride around in his lap. oh man.. soo funny. .. okay seriously. You're wonderful to have in my life. It's like a encylopedia of girl answers right there. I just pick up the phone or see you and it's instant help. Even if you just listen some times. I think that You'll be a great mom someday when you chain gun out those 16 kids of yours.
2. I will then tell what song and movie remind me of you.
Finding nemo. You are soo dorie. And the song. lol "the internet is for porn" Avenue Q. Because you blush or tell us to knock it off everytime we sing that near you.
3. If I were to wrestle with you in a vat of jello, the flavor would be....
Red. Because red jello just tastes red.. not cherry or whatever.. just.. red. and plus .. you eat that a lot at the marketplace
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
oh, that girl next to the one with the one with the cool purse looks smart. I wonder if she's single. at this point i nudge kyle and Jersey mike, and motion to come with me. We go talk to you 3. and I bomb good. lol... Just know that you're too much of a friend to me for me to ever be intersted though. sorry. I know david will be disappointed to hear that. And plus. I'm almost best friends with david to, and I wouldn't want to mess that up either.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
A giraffe. Sorry. You just do sometimes.
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
What happened to you to make you scared to walk alone at night... Most girls don't have that fear. Something had to have happend to you. and i'm sorry that it did. If you ever need an escort and David isn't around.. call me.

Krista Caffrey.
1. I will write something about you.
whew boy. You told me not to write this about you. But I think I should. And If you hate me for it then yell at me and i'll take it down... Ahem. You came into my life lately, and boy did you come into my life like a tornado. Just boom. You are smart and witty and fun. I think that you'd be a great zoo keeper. And that would be a good job for you. Showing all the little kids animals and stuff. Except for the cage cleaning part. That would suck. Maybe you could bribe someone else to do that for you. You'll get that theatre you want one day. I can already see it, Carved and stained wooden banisters that feel sticky when the AC isn't on. A burgundy curtain that creeks when you pull it open... We've recently gone through a rough patch. It's okay. I knew it was coming, just didn't know when ... You say that I don't know you. You might be right. But I still would like to know you... ANYONE with Nee as their plate should be worth hanging out with...
2. I will then tell what song and movie remind me of you.
I don't really have a movie. I just don't. you're different than anything i've ever seen on the silver screen. Song: Either "holla back girl" by gwen stefani, because you like that song. or maybe "getting into you" by relient k. "do you know what you are getting into?".. lol. I know you like all sorts of John Mayer and DMB. so whenever I hear one of those I think about you too.
3. If I were to wrestle with you in a vat of jello, the flavor would be....
Chocolate. Duh.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
Can you mosh at a DMB concert? Washin Machine. Jello puddin pops. AHH melt my ::arnold voice:: FACE! off. I may, or May not, shoot you.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
Sitting in kyles room. You've just offered to let me borrow your car. " jeez, I don't even know this girl and she's offering to let me borrow her car... "
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
A monkey. Nice, intelligent. Gets into mischief and has lots of fun. you don't want to piss off a gorilla though. Not saying that you're a gorilla. or that you fling poo. That's just streching the metaphor again.
7. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
How to speak to you and tell you what I mean without saying it the wrong way. In other words. how to talk "girl". I sometimes wonder if you're happy. I sometimes wonder why you don't write a one act that will blow mine out of the water. You can. It would be a fun contest. I love competetions that I have a chance at. Or do I have a chance?

Okay. Enought writing for the night.
-M@