hmm.. well .. today was a really bad.. day..

so let's get over it already.. egh?

anyways..

it has come to my attention that some people in the world believe that men should have a liscence to date..
meaning that they would have to meet certain criteria in order to be "elligible"

and in the spirit of fairness.. or just out of eagerness to point out flaws in the opposite sex..

i have compliled multiple rules for females..


1. thou shalt not hide the remote..

2. thou shalt not watch "the bachelor" instead of "monday night football" or "monster garage"

3. thou shalt not mess with the radio whilest the "hubby" ist drivingist

4. thou shalt not say " well ... the smith's (or other family) have TWO "

5. thou shalt not give any bowtie/bow/ embarrasing article of clothing to the dog to wear

6. thou shalt not ask us to talk to you while using the restroom ( WC)

7. thou shalt not comment on the state of our wardrobe.. (it was clean yesterday!)

8. thou shalt not hound the freakin! bejesus out of us

9. thou shalt not lie, nor cheat.

10. thou shalt not invite the inlaws over for a surprise dinner..


well.. more later.. if it is nesicarry..


and in other news

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chaio

-M@